hatethefuture: The aliens were not picky about which sheep they stole with their pods. They stole sheep raised for wool, sheep raised to be slaughtered, sick sheep, healthy sheep, sheep that were sleeping and sheep that were awake, bleating fearfully. Even people in sheep costumes were abducted. “Shouldn’t we stop the aliens from stealing our sheep,” a congressman said on a cable news program one day. But most people kind of wanted to see what the aliens were going to do with all those sheep.
